I'm sure I don't need to go on.
Uncle Matthew continues: 'You're damn lucky to not get a thrashing.
In front of enthralled audiences, she cavorted in everything from oversize champagne glasses to bubble-spewing silver vessels and tanks made of wood and Lucite.
I looked up the actor who played this role afterwards and discovered that she also was afflicted by breasts as a small child.
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Then she closeted herself.